Humor - not mine!
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Computer-Related Jokes
- It's a Wonderful Machine (Steve Jobs as Harry Bailey)
- Etch-a-Sketch FAQ
- The LAN's Prayer
- THE COMPUTER PERSON'S PRAYER
- Sermon on the Monitor
- The Smart House
- Viruses to watch out for (Dated!)
- Results from unix commands
- Politically Correct UNIX
- C+- (pronounced "C more or less")
- High Tech Sales Jargon
- Anagrams of Information Superhighway
- Unbelievable Calls to Vendor Hotlines
- What if Operating Systems Were Beers...
- A Day in the Life of a System Administrator
- ABORT-RETRY?
- In The beginning, there was DOS...
Plain Ordinary Jokes
- Wisdom of the Aged
- I've learned... (more heart warming than silly).
- Bumper Stickers, 1998
- Never say never, in history
- Woman Speak
- Religious View of Life
- Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
- News of the Weird
- Cracking Up Over Accident Reports
- Disorder in the Court - transquips
- Men vs Women
- Dan Quayle Quotes
- Silly English Signs found in other countries of the world
- Newspaper Want-Ads
- Bash Californians Joke
- Alabama Driver's License Application Form
- The Cherry Tree Hearings
- Pillsbury Doughboy Obituary
- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
- What Men Really Mean
- Senility Prayer and Wisdom
- ZEN Moments